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All this whining made me remember how much I love U2 and listen to Joshua Tree nonstop, so I win.

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I don’t follow the team so I don’t know, but every season preview of the Cincinatti @Reds contains a “Hunt for Red October” pun, right?

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My 4 year old son at 1st #Nats game: Who’s that?
Me: Johnny & Ray.
Son: Who are Johnny & Ray?
Me: (thinking) …They work with @masnKolko

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American Skin (41 Shots) http://t.co/R0fEYlf31I

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.@masnKolko with a @UBCommunity umbrella? #Buffalo

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You’ve got to be kidding. MT @MetroEscalators: Two new #SilverLine escalators are broken at #McLean station @unsuckdcmetro #WMATA

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